Quiz funnel strategist and growth coach for online business owners, change makers, and brands that give a damn.
There’s nothing quite like knowing exactly what you want to say, and then not being able to. Performance anxiety at it’s finest. When you’ve poured your soul into creating something and then, crunch time *you actually have to put your blood, sweat and gypsy tears into words so that your lovechild actually sells*.
I feel your frustration. Words in all of their subtle eccentricities are the pinnacle of the paradox of choice.
The last thing you want is to sound like a broken record.
Cause sure, there are other people who do what you do— BUT THEY AREN’T YOU.
I get that. Which is why I’m here. To create copy as dynamic as you are and systems that do the selling for you.
Believe it or not, you can grow your business without struggling so much.
I loved playing dress up when I was a kid (okay, I still do). Adulting has forced me to take my dress up game elsewhere, so ghostwriting is a pretty natural substitute. It's my job to grasp your tone, vibe and overall brand so that the overlap between my words and yours is seamless. From stoic to sassy, silly to serene, messaging chameleon at your service.
I believe that the time has come for traditional online marketing to be shaken up. You know what I mean, the generic blog posts written for spiders not people. The sales page that over promises and under delivers. The emails that focus on all the wrong things and make people want to unplug and move to the forest to live off-grid.
People are hungry for one thing— hint hint, it's the whole reason the internet exists...CONNECTION. We want real. We want stories and personality and we want to follow and buy from people that aren't afraid to do things differently.
Be at the forefront of a new generation of online marketing. One where relationships are forged not through manipulation but through integrity and real understanding. This new rebellion sets your brand apart in the most attractive and forward thinking way.
Basically, I like stuff other people find painfully boring and impossibly frustrating. I'm all about finding the most effective, streamlined way to do things. Creating road maps and strategies that make sense for your unique business is my jam. I help you establish and test systems that do the heavy lifting for you, because isn't that level of freedom why we all got into this in the first place?
• I have 3 kiddos, a best friend for a husband, and my family and I live on a small homestead in the mountains.
• I spent a half a year in India studying yoga and I love me a legit chai tea.
• I give a damn about the planet and its inhabitants (so yeah I can talk about GMO’s and the state of our oceans for hours… )
• I read a lot and my latest obsession is fantasy romance -- no shame in this game.
• I hate birds, cold cuts, and country music (except Johnny Cash)
• I love farmers markets, cookbooks, hot sauce, and inappropriate jokes
• I have 3 kiddos, a best friend for a husband, and my family and I live on a small homestead in the mountains.
• I spent a half a year in India studying yoga and I love me a legit chai tea.
• I give a damn about the planet and its inhabitants (so yeah I can talk about GMO’s and the state of our oceans for hours… )
• I read a lot and my latest obsession is fantasy romance -- no share in this game.
• I hate birds, cold cuts, and country music (except Johnny Cash)
• I love farmers markets, cookbooks, hot sauce, and inappropriate jokes