THE INDEX

If the answer to any of those questions is a resounding HELL YES—you’re in the right auditorium. 

Do you know without a doubt how powerful and important a sharp message is in order to truly shine in the ever-flooded inbox and newsfeed?
 Are you a rebel hearted business owner that does things differently — like launching your new program, service, or product by your own rules? 
 Do you love the idea of having a system in your business that generates, segments, and converts leads on autopilot?

There’s nothing quite like knowing exactly what you want to say, and then not being able to. Performance anxiety at it’s finest. When you’ve poured your soul into creating something and then, crunch time *you actually have to put your blood, sweat and gypsy tears into words so that your lovechild actually sells*. 

I feel your frustration. Words in all of their subtle eccentricities are the pinnacle of the paradox of choice.
 
The last thing you want is to sound like a broken record. 
 
Cause sure, there are other people who do what you do— BUT THEY AREN’T YOU.
 
I get that. Which is why I’m here. To create copy as dynamic as you are and systems that do the selling for you. 

Believe it or not, you can grow your business without struggling so much. 


Strike all the right chords with funnel strategy and copy that doesn’t miss a beat 

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"It's red lipstick bold, classic to the core, romantic at heart, and effortless, button-down-shirt sexy."

WHO WE ARE

Imagine having high converting funnels and strategies in place that make you money and build your brand without you having to lift a finger. Sounds pretty good right? 



SHAZAM! Chanti is in da house. 

Now imagine having your own personal copy maven and rock star funnel strategist at your fingertips? 

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"It's red lipstick bold, classic to the core, romantic at heart, and effortless, button-down-shirt sexy."

WHO WE ARE

HAVE INTEGRITY. 

— don't say anything without a reason.

BE LIKE HEMINGWAY

Who likes plain crackers? NOBODY, that’s who. 

DITCH NEUTRALITY

Make Papa proud.

 The humans you’re meant to connect with like NEED real.  

Be REal.

(Even when you’re terrified and feel like binge watching Scandal instead.)

HAVE A PROVEN GAME PLAN AND 
EXECUTE THE HELL OUT OF IT.

Here’s my modus operandi in a nutshell (my favorite nuts are cashews, in case you were wondering):

A charming, adaptable and (sometimes) funny writer

I loved playing dress up when I was a kid (okay, I still do). Adulting has forced me to take my dress up game elsewhere, so ghostwriting is a pretty natural substitute. It's my job to grasp your tone, vibe and overall brand so that the overlap between my words and yours is seamless. From stoic to sassy, silly to serene, messaging chameleon at your service. 

A big picture strategist obsessed with funnels

A rebel with a cause and a heckuva lot of conviction.

I believe that the time has come for traditional online marketing to be shaken up. You know what I mean, the generic blog posts written for spiders not people. The sales page that over promises and under delivers. The emails that focus on all the wrong things and make people want to unplug and move to the forest to live off-grid. 

People are hungry for one thing— hint hint, it's the whole reason the internet exists...CONNECTION. We want real. We want stories and personality and we want to follow and buy from people that aren't afraid to do things differently. 

Be at the forefront of a new generation of online marketing. One where relationships are forged not through manipulation but through integrity and real understanding. This new rebellion sets your brand apart in the most attractive and forward thinking way. 

WHO AM I?

Basically, I like stuff other people find painfully boring and impossibly frustrating. I'm all about finding the most effective, streamlined way to do things. Creating road maps and strategies that make sense for your unique business is my jam. I help you establish and test systems that do the heavy lifting for you, because isn't that level of freedom why we all got into this in the first place? 

I’m an ambivert so I vacillate between INFP and ENFP. Characteristics: Eager to help, enthusiastic, creative, free-spirited

1. Myers Briggs

The Architect  Characteristics: Excellent listener and observer. Thoughtful, coolheaded, committed to quality, and super chill #nodrama. 

2. FASCINATION ADVANTAGE

Futuristic - I inspire others with my ability to see the future 🎱

Input - info collector aka. natural born nerd

Intellection - introspective smarty pants

Restorative - Problem solving powerhouse

Positivity - Upbeat and sometimes annoying enthusiasm

3. STRENGTHS FINDER

Daenerys Targaryen, of course! 

04. Game of Thrones Character

PREVIOUS SET

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06. my FAVE scent: 

chanel no. 5

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07. gimme all those

MACARONS

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08. I LOVE

WALKS IN THE PARK

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09. secret talent: 

SALSA DANCING

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1o. LIFE IS BETTER WITH

CAPPUCINOS

RESULTS

my quiz

Totally feel like I’m standing naked on stage right now but here goes…)

• I have a four-year-old son and my family and I live on a small quiet island in BC, Canada. 
•  I spent a half a year in India studying yoga and I love me a legit chai tea.
•  I give a damn about the planet and its inhabitants (so yeah I can talk about GMO’s and the state of our oceans for hours… )
•  When I’m not writing, I’m reading or thinking about how I can write about whatever it is that I’m doing #obsessed #50waystousecoconutoil 
•  I hate birds, cold cuts, and country music (except Johnny Cash)
•  I love farmers markets, cookbooks, hot sauce, and inappropriate jokes 

• I have a four-year-old son and my family and I live on a small quiet island in BC, Canada. 

•  I spent a half a year in India studying yoga and I love me a legit chai tea.

•  I give a damn about the planet and its inhabitants (so yeah I can talk about GMO’s and the state of our oceans for hours… )

•  When I’m not writing, I’m reading or thinking about how I can write about whatever it is that I’m doing #obsessed #50waystousecoconutoil 

•  I hate birds, cold cuts, and country music (except Johnny Cash)

•  I love farmers markets, cookbooks, hot sauce, and inappropriate jokes 

I've never lost at Cards Against Humanity.
No, seriously.

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